Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
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The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
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I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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