I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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