Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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