OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
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