Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
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That's how twitter works, right?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
i now understand why vodka
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I am mentally ready for anal.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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