Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Pants are for mortals
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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