When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
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I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
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You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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