So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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