then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
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Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
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Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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