Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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