Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
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