Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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