If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
Paycheck hits in 37 minutes and I literally just emptied my handle of Tito's. If that isn't budgeting like a fucking adult, I don't know what is.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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