i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i love accidental penises.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
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