when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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