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I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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