Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Randomize
