Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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