if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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