But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
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Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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