On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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