he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I'm both gender and math confused
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