you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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