I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
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In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
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Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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