So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
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