6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
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I need moral support for this bender
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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