Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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