i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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