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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.

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  She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.

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  Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect

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• (225): View more from Louisiana

  thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg

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• (818): View more from California

  Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.

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• (763): View more from Minnesota

  I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.

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• (510): View more from California

  this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  My Sexting was not on an AP level

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level

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• (845): View more from New York

  You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  It's not a walk of shame if you run

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