Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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