I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
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I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.