I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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