how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
he puts the penis in happiness.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
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Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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