We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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