I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
