Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
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I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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