I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
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it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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