I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
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we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
He better not be in your backpack
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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