i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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