Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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