He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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