she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
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hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
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I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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