You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
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I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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