trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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