i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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