fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
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Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
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You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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