what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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