Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
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