At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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