Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
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Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
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umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
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