Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
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K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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