you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I was just walking through Burbank and saw a hobo using solar panels on his shopping cart. We must be in trouble if the hobos are researching alternative sources of fuel...
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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