why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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