I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
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Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.