i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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